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When people ask me what I do for a living, I sometimes go directly for the throat on shock value and tell complete strangers, “I wax vagina all day.”  I do love the look of surprise when I blurt out the word vagina.  Most people aren’t that comfortable with it.  I mean, even our over-sexualized media has a problem with the V word.  Have you seen the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Linda joins a picket line? She chants “Boys are from Mars, Girls are from Venus, I got a yum-yum, You got a penis.”

Yeah – you can get away with penis but not vagina on public television.

I’m not going into the social/psychological/metaphysical/whatever-ical topics this can branch off into.  There are plenty of people already focusing on all of that.   I want to have a little more fun and play the “Let’s Name Our Vagina” game!

I’ve heard some pretty good ones in my career.

A client and her husband were sitting at a bar having a drink and she mentioned her upcoming appointment.  He said he was starting to wonder when she was going to take care of her “angry orchard.”

Two weeks ago I had a new client who was quite shy even though she was used to getting a Brazilian wax.  When I asked her why she was so nervous about getting undressed, she replied, “I don’t go around showing my fine china to just anyone.”  I LOVED that one!

A long-time client came in after getting into a tanning bed for a tad too long.  She said, “I don’t know if we’re going to be able to wax today.  I burned my princess.” Just writing that still makes me laugh.

We’ve heard so many: kitty, hooha, wahoo, betty, witchie, vajayjay, chacha, vaj, vee, pink taco…

Oh so many names!

We’d love to hear more.  So….what do you call your hot box?? Pop on over to our Facebook page and post your favorites!

Please read the following important COVID-19 information before you schedule your appointment:

•  Our lobby is closed until social distancing guidelines relax, so we ask that you arrive at the salon shortly before your appointment time and text us at 971-301-4854. Please wait outside or in your car until we text you that your waxer is ready to see you.


• If you have had a cough, fever, shortness of breath, or have been in contact with anyone with these symptoms or anyone who has been diagnosed with COVID-19 in the past 3 days, we will need to reschedule. State guidelines require that we must wait to reschedule until any or all of the following requirements: 1) At least 72 hours after symptoms have resolved without any medication 2) At least 14 days after being in contact with someone with these symptoms and/or 3) At least 14 days after being in contact with a person with COVID-19.

• Per state guidelines, we are utilizing all required Personal Protective Equipment. We are adding a temporary $5 PPE fee for each appointment until this equipment is no longer required or necessary. While we always operate at the highest cleanliness standards, we are taking all necessary measures to maintain a safe and clean environment.

• We require each guest to wear a mask while in the salon. If you are receiving facial waxing, you can remove the mask just during that service and put it back on during any other non-facial waxing services. If you forget your mask or do not have one, we have masks available.

• Unless previously arranged, only clients with appointments will be allowed in the salon and only for their appointment time.

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